Journal FortKnox's Journal: YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS! 20
Check this out (via: the 'spot):
http://museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html
Even Joey seems to have wasted three years of his life... maybe I should start him on harpsicord lessons?
http://museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html
Even Joey seems to have wasted three years of his life... maybe I should start him on harpsicord lessons?
Screw You! (Score:1)
As if I weren't depressed enough already about my life, you just had to kick a guy while he was down. At my age, Orson Welles was terrifying millions of simple folk, and I'm staring at "Integrity Constraint Violation" and translating it to "SQLSTATE" codes.
I'm going home, a
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Re:No, no, no. The quote is (Score:2)
No! We ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it
-Ab
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I just want to make sure I understood (Score:1)
nonsense (Score:2)
written more than two dozen short stories which more than two people who Are Not My Mum actually liked;
written more than two hundred poems which pass the same criteria;
painted three paintings which are hanging in Someone Else's Home, framed and matted;
rescued 1 kitten from crippling circumstances and given her a happy life;
tipped waitstaff more than 7000 times (i don't get out much);
taken care of 3 children for more than 1 year each;
written more than 36 songs;
written to my congress
STFU (Score:1)
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The rest of you, coffee break is over. Get back to work.
Re:STFU (Score:1)
Something like that?
Re:STFU (Score:1)
More of a "Mekka, thanks for polishing this turd as well as you have, however, the sand paper you are using is too gritty. Keep up the good work. Oh, and get me some coffee, two sugars, 1 cream. Thanks."
Worthless, eh? (Score:2)
Did you ever look at my resume there FK?
Wow.. (Score:2)
Conceptual artist Piero Manzoni crapped in 90 small cans which were then factory sealed and offered for sale at the price of gold.
Age Negative Fifty (Score:2)
Hah! As far as I know, my mother is also a virgin.