Solra Bizna's Journal: Heard this one?

Once, during the failed attempt of the Qikalk to attempt Mu Geminorum VII, an army of Qikalk was marching toward a vital Geminorian complex. A single Geminorian ran out from the complex and yelled "Turn away, or you'll be sorry!" He then ducked behind a boulder. A few Qikalk in exosuits followed him, and their commanding officers watched expectently. To their surprise, the same Geminorian poked his head above the boulder and said "This is your last warning!"

And the voice of a Qikalk came from behind the boulder, saying: "No! It's a trap! Run away! There's another Geminorian hiding behind this rock!"

-:sigma.SB