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Funny ass shit I've read on slashdot

dimator (71399) writes | more than 12 years ago

It's funny.  Laugh. 2

This is a list of the funny ass shit I've read on slashdot.

This is a list of the funny ass shit I've read on slashdot.

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dimator (71399) | more than 12 years ago | (#2242650)

A neutron walks into a bar and orders up a cold one.

Bartender slides a pint over to the neutron.

Neutron says, "How much do I owe you?"

Bartender says, "For you... no charge!" (2)

dimator (71399) | more than 12 years ago | (#2242652) 755

Two atoms are walking down the street. One bumps into a pole, and he says: "Ack, I think I lost an electron."

The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"

The first atom replies, "Yes I'm positive."
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