Journal dimator's Journal: Funny ass shit I've read on slashdot 2
This is a list of the funny ass shit I've read on slashdot.
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Funny ass shit I've read on slashdot
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
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Bartender slides a pint over to the neutron.
Neutron says, "How much do I owe you?"
Bartender says, "For you... no charge!"
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One bumps into a pole, and he says: "Ack, I think I lost an electron."
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "Yes I'm positive."