Journal Zeriel's Journal: holy crap 11
I'm getting married in 50hours 15minutes 24seconds as of RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bundle of emotions, most all of them good.
I'm getting married in 50hours 15minutes 24seconds as of RIGHT NOW.
I'm a bundle of emotions, most all of them good.
"I am, therefore I am." -- Akira
Congratulations!!! (Score:1)
One piece of advice - as the day approaches, do your best to relax and help your fiancee do the same. You will enjoy it all the more.
Re:Congratulations!!! (Score:1)
Fiance's dad is a university professor of no small rank (as in, has turned down "department head" to spend more time with his family on more than one occasion.)
Said dad is excellent at fundraising.
Said dad has 0 free weekends from February to October of any given year.
Therefore, wedding must be on a weekday in summer so everyone in the immediate families can attend.
ALERT ALERT ALERT (Score:2)
Smooch, you lock down the pastor and kick his ass. SW, you engage the bride-to-be in a lengthy conversation about the virtues (or lack thereof) of Eau d'Ethelred. TL, you cover the bridesmaids (not with that!). I'll do a flanking maneuver on the wedding and take the bride from behind by surprise.
Uhhhhh, belay and rephrase that last order.
Don't you worry, young groom! We shall save you from this nefarious marriage!
Militarily yours,
Maj. Gen. Ethelred Unrae
EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! (Score:2)
and head for a clearing on high ground. Avoid roads and population centers. Set your emergency transponder to 29.990, turn it on as soon as you are in a hidden location near said clearing. We have a rescue chopper standing by - It should be able to be on station in under 30 minutes. Should you be captured, don't forget your training - Name, Rank, and Bank Account number.
Oh. You WANT to get married. Well, in that case, congrats. :-)
REWIND! REWIND! REWIND! (Score:2)
Let me ask you, what military qualifications do you have? I mean, aside from combat experience? Er, and a commission? And, uh, whoa, you've actually ridden in a real helicopter? Uhm...
Well, I bet you've never played Risk!
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:REWIND! REWIND! REWIND! (Score:1)
Because I am a dork, and IN SOVIET RUSSIA
YAY! (Score:1)
47 hours 11 minutes (Score:2)
Don't stress out about the tuxedo shop not having matching shoes for everyone, or the caterer providing the wrong desert, or whatever it is that goes wrong. As long as you manage to say "I Do" it's all good
Can I crash? (Score:2)
The Dorito Church?
The methodist one on McCallister?
How about the little chappel on south Foster?
Inquiring minds want to know!
-Ab
wow (Score:2)
*sniff*
Another of our number's gettin' hitched...
I HEREBY CURSE YOU ALL WITH HAPPY ENDINGS!!!
*grin*
Happiest of happys for you!!
Congratulations (Score:2)