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Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#13112477)

No! No. Fuck you. Fuck you and every fucking fucktard you fucking know you fuck.

Re:Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

Em Emalb (452530) | more than 8 years ago | (#13112576)

HEY! I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!! Didn't you see the part about me being an Internet Tough Guy?

I'll kick you so hard in the nuts your tear ducts will sprout pubic hair!


Re:Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

btlzu2 (99039) | more than 8 years ago | (#13112645)

emmy baby. c'mon son. your attitude has been sheeeeit for ages. :) write us a poll--em style. bring on the nostalgia fer the old dayz beeyoootch!!! maybe it'll bring you a tiny bit of joy?

do it for daddy. or, if you do it, i'll make howell do a trick for ya. stand on his head or something. oooh! here's a goodun--i'll have him STOP picking his nose for 5 minutos. that there is a real trick!

no more mr. tough guy!

Re:Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

Em Emalb (452530) | more than 8 years ago | (#13112786)

FUCK YOU! Do it yourself, bitch!


*pant pant*

Shit, being an internet tough guy is hard work.

Re:Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#13112846)

you hickoryassednowindinthepipesacnefacedasspock.


WARNING: Truly geeky post (1)

Ethelred Unraed (32954) | more than 8 years ago | (#13113108)


He's acne-faced as Spock?

Damn. Vulcan acne. Who knew!




Re:WARNING: Truly geeky post (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#13113710)

Fucking geek.

(-1, Flamebait) (1)

Ethelred Unraed (32954) | more than 8 years ago | (#13113885)

Aw, this is a fucking geek site. What the fuck do you fucking want, you swine-swivelling buck-fucking snot-dribbling jock-shiner?

If I wanna make references to green-blooded pointy-eared faggot aliens on this geekshit site, I'll fucking well do it, thankyouverymuch.

There. Now you've done it. I'm all hot and bothered. As a sign of my extreme agitation, I even used the word "it".



Re:Fuck me? Fuck me?! (1)

huckda (398277) | more than 8 years ago | (#13114491)

in my early morning slumber I read 'duct tape will spurt from your public hair'...

The lone dissenter? *chuckle* (1)

Interrobang (245315) | more than 8 years ago | (#13121928)

Fuck me?

Sure! Why not? *grin* I'm procrastinating and don't have any of the other Interrofans underhand... >:)

Tough guy, huh? Well, we'll see how steely you are after a few go-rounds with me... ;)
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