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POLL: Fuck $THIS

Ethelred Unraed (32954) writes | about 9 years ago

User Journal 20

In honor of Em's mini-rant, I offer this poll:

Fuck:

A: You

B: Me

C: This

D: That

E: -ing A

F: Up

G: It

H: -wad

I: Shit

J: Off

K: a Duck

L: Him

M: Her

N: that noise

O: it all

P: who gives a flying ~

S: -all

T: you and the horse you rode in on

U: yourself on a flagpole

In honor of Em's mini-rant, I offer this poll:

Fuck:

A: You

B: Me

C: This

D: That

E: -ing A

F: Up

G: It

H: -wad

I: Shit

J: Off

K: a Duck

L: Him

M: Her

N: that noise

O: it all

P: who gives a flying ~

S: -all

T: you and the horse you rode in on

U: yourself on a flagpole

V: my ear

W: muck

X: fuck fuck

Y: me for a buck

Z: I find this poll highly offensive and would like to tell you to please fuck off

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20 comments

Z) (1)

eglamkowski (631706) | about 9 years ago | (#13114016)

I don't curse, you insensitive clod!

ZZ) (1)

Some Woman (250267) | about 9 years ago | (#13114041)

a horse!!

(This one's for Hôt-Goddeçe, Séxy :^)

B(prime) (1)

Keith Russell (4440) | about 9 years ago | (#13114156)

me gently with a chainsaw

-[it] OC (1)

Oculus Habent (562837) | about 9 years ago | (#13114181)

Fuck: all this. You could claim SC, but I prefer to drop the pronoun

@). Mudra Faka (1)

eno2001 (527078) | about 9 years ago | (#13114215)

Don't ask.

next in sorting order: (1)

winkydink (650484) | about 9 years ago | (#13114304)

me silly

next +1 in sorting order (1)

winkydink (650484) | about 9 years ago | (#13114328)

'em if they can't take a joke

Option 1. (1)

JVert (578547) | about 9 years ago | (#13114343)

Horse fucker.

T. (1)

redhead-kitten (775093) | about 9 years ago | (#13114487)

One of my favorite curses of all time.

^_^

P! (1)

GeckoFood (585211) | about 9 years ago | (#13114681)

I've always appreciated this one. First time I heard it I cracked up, which really made the person who said it upset. To that, I used one of your other poll options in response. ;-)

E (1)

Safety Cap (253500) | about 9 years ago | (#13114849)

Hey Peter - breast exam on channel 9!!!

all of the above... (1)

tuxette (731067) | about 9 years ago | (#13114872)

...you fuckface...

all of the above (1)

sparky4 (695739) | about 9 years ago | (#13115095)

at various times in my life, some of which were directed at me - but not many.

D. (1)

FuzzyBad-Mofo (184327) | about 9 years ago | (#13115602)

My personal fave

H: (1)

Stargoat (658863) | about 9 years ago | (#13116688)

Fuckwad!

S! (1)

lithron (88998) | about 9 years ago | (#13117071)

Fuck All by Atari Teenage Riot is one of the best songs ever. Ergo, I vote for S!

-tard (1)

yuri benjamin (222127) | about 9 years ago | (#13118981)

How could you miss my favourite - -tard.

Darn! (1)

tomhudson (43916) | about 9 years ago | (#13123455)

With such a poll, I was hoping for PICTURES (like my "Would you bang her? [slashdot.org] poll).

Sooooo disappointed :-( Ah, fuck it! :-)

Re:Darn! (1)

Ethelred Unraed (32954) | about 9 years ago | (#13124250)

Very well, then! In honor of the current meme going around, here's a mini-poll just for you:

Would you bang this [jacksarelucky2.com] ?
A) *stamps once for yes*
B) Whoa, Nelly

Cheers,

Ethelred

Or to quote Mamet: (1)

Cy Guy (56083) | about 9 years ago | (#13126268)

You Fucking Fucker! You Fucked my Fuck!

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