cyborg_monkey's Journal: Greetings friends!

I have not written in my journal for quite a while, and I am sure that you are concerned. Well, I have been absent for good reason. I resently joined a convent. I am going to be a nun!

First, I had a beaver (an Orgasmatron 220i) installed, then deactivated as I will not be able to use it. I cannot even finger myself. Next, I have a black pointy hat attached to my skull. Next I will get a ruler and crack all of you on the skull.

Finally, I would like to show you my first work in the nunnery: writing jokes. Here is my first offering:

An altar boy goes up to the Father and says, "Father, do you know how old I am today?"

The Father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to Sister Mary, "Sister, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell Father."

Please let me know what you think, as your opinions are so very important to me.