OwlWhacker's Journal: Stick Henge

If anybody were to pass by my garden, they would notice a small-scale, ancient-looking henge, remeniscent of some pagan astrology chart for lawn gnomes. Of course, this isn't really what it is.

It is actually my latest method for preventing cats using my garden as their latrine. It's a primitive squat prevention technique that makes your garden look mystic and intriguing. And, so far, it seems to be keeping the beasts at bay.

If I see any cats walking around in a strange manner -- suggesting a sore bottom -- I'll know that they've attempted to evacuate their bowels on my property, and have been summarily introduced to my henge.

Huzzah!