Journal Cyberdyne's Journal: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 14
You might think a search and replace function was trivial. Indeed, I'm sure that even the non-programmers among us could figure it out given a good book or two and a few hours to experiment. However, that is why you aren't working for Microsoft, developing infuriating paperclips...
Yep, that's right. The lobotomized ass-spawn who brought us such masterpieces of user-friendly software as MS Bob and That Infernal Paperclip managed to screw up one of the most basic text manipulation functions, "Replace". Try it on a cell too large, you're hit with "Formula too large." Never mind that it is text, with no formula in sight. Never mind that Excel allows manual editing (plus saving, loading, importing and exporting) of this data just fine. Never mind that OpenOffice's spreadsheet component manages it just fine. *snarl*. Where would I like to go today? Well, how about a trip a decade into the future, by which time hopefully Microsoft have managed to recruit somebody with programming skills good enough to pass at least a high school beginners' programming exam?
Never one to be outdone by Microsoft, the Novell DHCP server decides this would be a good day to start disabling DHCP allocations. Time to retire that particular bug collection, I think.
Finally, to crown it all, I find out a guy from my old school (a couple of years below me) died yesterday. Can anything else find a way to go wrong before bed?
And Excel is one of their BETTER products (Score:2)
How about an enlightened future where no one calls any Office products a "Standard?" Makes me blood boil.
Dr. Cujo prescribes a wee dram for you before bed.
Re:And Excel is one of their BETTER products (Score:2)
I just tell myself it's "standard" as in "lowest common denominator". On the other hand, some of the crap I've had to deploy in the last few weeks actually makes Office look OK...
One of my side-projects at the moment is building an automated Windows installation, complete with 3-4Gb of software: Office, AutoCAD, the Netware and GroupWise clients, McAfee antivirus, all the hotfixes, a couple of other
well (Score:2)
'r'
there.
okay... time for bed. no really... go to bed. now... before its too late.
Re:well (Score:2)
Re:well (Score:2)
I'd guess that isn't one of the trademarks they defend particularly vigorously :-)
Were I you... (Score:1)
To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield: (Score:2)
I'd try to avoid touching my genitals.
Spreadsheets (Score:2)
Just a quick recommendation. Try gnumeric [gnome.org]. While OO.o may have a reasonable word processor, its spreadsheet sucks horribly, and gnumeric is many years ahead. This may change in the future (Novell have just hired the lead gnumeric developer to work on OO.o Calc), but for now, it's the best spreadsheet around for most things.
Novell DHCP server serenity (Score:2)
At a BrainShare Meet the Experts Night, I wanted to ask about a thorny DHCP server problem I had. It was the only question they couldn't answer that night, because the development team was in India....
Re:Novell DHCP server serenity (Score:2)
Erm... daily?! We already do that hourly for other reasons - but that's no help when it's wrongly flagging entries as "unauthorized". Is there some way to remove this status? The tool we have at the moment doesn't allow that, except by manually deleting and re-creating the entry from scratch (then waiting
Re:Novell DHCP server serenity (Score:2)
Re:Novell DHCP server serenity (Score:2)
Pretty sure - I'd see the ARP packets if someone else had taken the IP address. To complicate matters, the DHCP server in question is on another subnet in another building, run by my old team...
We had that once. Back then, our switching fabric was smart enough to let us place the user's MAC addres
Possibly useless (Score:2)
Re:Possibly useless (Score:2)
Openoffice did what I needed to get done pretty quickly and well, but I'll take a look. I had been afraid I'd have to build something around the Apache Java code for handling Office files - which to extract a trivial list of (number,text) tuples woul