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Steve Don't Eat It - Vol 9

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 8 years ago

User Journal 16

New Steve Don't Eat It is up. Warning... this is NOT for the weak stomached. Definately one of his worst ones... still damn funny.
As always, check out The Sneeze, cause his writing style is freeeeaking hilarious.New Steve Don't Eat It is up. Warning... this is NOT for the weak stomached. Definately one of his worst ones... still damn funny.
As always, check out The Sneeze, cause his writing style is freeeeaking hilarious.

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OMFG (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#13713407)

What is wrong with this fucking guy? Wasn't the infect corn enough! Won't someone stop him?

Re:OMFG (1)

NeMon'ess (160583) | more than 8 years ago | (#13715046)

I really think the corn is tied with the natto (fermented soybeans in mule cum) for worst place. After my initial revulsion to pupas, they almost seem tame compared to eating a disease.

Off to lunch now for me.

Fish (1)

Alioth (221270) | more than 8 years ago | (#13713442)

He really ought to try lutefisk.

Re:Fish (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 8 years ago | (#13713588)

You really like to talk about lutefisk, dontcha? ;)

Re:Fish (1)

Alioth (221270) | more than 8 years ago | (#13720570)

Well, it's certainly better than actually *eating* it :-)

Re:Fish (1)

mekkab (133181) | more than 8 years ago | (#13713873)

Why? Lutefisk ain't all that gross. I mean, don't get me wrong, its gross (especially when prepared as a boiled jellied mass), but there are soo many other more disgusting things out there.

Lutefisk barely registers. Besides, you're supposed to consume it with aquavit. Thats awesome!

proper method (1)

subgeek (263292) | more than 8 years ago | (#13713933)

i tried this [google.com] in search of the proper silkworm preparation method [bertc.com] . supposedly steve would have enjoyed it more had he fried those bad boys in oil.

i can't help but notice that the first result [watergardening.com] is a page about cooking for your fish.

Another fine installment (1)

nizo (81281) | more than 8 years ago | (#13715185)

As usual, the picture on the outside of the can looks way better than the contents. And considering the outside picture looks like a pile of roaches without legs, that really is scary.

That (1)

Shadow Wrought (586631) | more than 8 years ago | (#13715202)

is the funniest shit I have read on the Internet in a looooong time. Thank you for making me close my office door because I was laughing so hard I had tears.

Re:That (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 8 years ago | (#13715983)

Read the rest of them... some of them are the funniest things you've ever read, and his writing style is just awesome! "Its like the last time you made out with a bums anus" is still one of my fav 'steve lines.'

Re:That (1)

Shadow Wrought (586631) | more than 8 years ago | (#13716974)

I tried to read them over lunch, but was laughing too hard to actually eat. So I read some football stuff and came back to them. "Its like the last time you made out with a bums anus," is one of the lines that caused me to choke;-)

Okay Steve! (1)

topical_surfactant (906185) | more than 8 years ago | (#13716567)

"Sure, Jesus made wine from water, but I did it with a dirty sock and fruit snacks! You tell me what the bigger miracle is. And I'm not even the son of God...or am I?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *thphthpth*

That was exquisite!! (1)

bethanie (675210) | more than 8 years ago | (#13717782)

Took me forever to read, though -- I was laughing so hard at each line, I couldn't see. :-)

"Nutty aroma" -- THAT was what got me!

....Bethanie....

Re:That was exquisite!! (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 8 years ago | (#13721997)

Read all the rest of the "Steve Don't Eat It!"'s. This one was one definately not one of his best. There is even one when he drinks a shot of breastmilk, and, since it wasn't much, does another shot (but with an additive). Don't want to give it away, though... go read!

Re:That was exquisite!! (1)

bethanie (675210) | more than 8 years ago | (#13724989)

Oh, I've read it. I think you hipped me to the breastmilk one, too.

Wonderful way with words this guy has. Maybe it was just the timing yesterday or something, but I thought this one was *particularly* hilarious. :-)

Hubby's now calling everything "Snacks!" Joy. :-)

....Bethanie....

oh gods (1)

SolemnDragon (593956) | more than 8 years ago | (#13719199)

thanks. This was both very funny, and (like all the other episodes) extremely disturbing.

I'm sooooo happy to be a vegetarian.
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