Abm0raz's Journal: Open letter to President Bush

Dear President George W. Bush,

        As you may know, both the left and right are less than thrilled with your nomination of Ms. Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. The conservative right do not believe she has the values they would like in a justice and the left are threatening to filibuster just because she is your nominee. In addition, much of the general public is concerned that she lacks the experience and qualification to be a Supreme Court Justice, or, even worse, is being nominated just because she is your friend.

        To help you in this matter, I have a suggestion of whom you can nominate that may be acceptable to everyone. The person I have in mind is familiar with all 3 branches of the government. She is a former trial lawyer in good standing with the A.B.A., a member of the Southern Baptist faith, and intimately familiar with both the legislative and executive branches of the government. Her political ambitions are many and they know no bounds.

        Yes, the best candidate for the Supreme Court you could put before the senate is Hillary Clinton. Not only is she religious, qualified, and not a crony; she is just what you need to replace Ms. Sandra Day O'Connor: female. Don't underestimate the value of nominating Mrs. Clinton. Not only will you receive praise for bridging the gap between the right and the left, but also you will do more for your party, the Republicans, than you could imagine. By putting Mrs. Clinton on the stand, you effectively eliminate the Democrats greatest hope for presidency in 2008, thereby all but guaranteeing the republicans at least another 4 years in the White House.

        In closing, please consider the compromise presented in this letter. It could save face and promote your party farther than the nomination of Ms. Harriet Miers ever could.

-Abmoraz

Minor correction

[Ethelred Unraed]

Madame Clinton is Methodist.* Her husband is Baptist.

Other than that, cute. :-)

Cheers,

Ethelred

* - You could mention that in your letter, since Dubya's Methodist, too. ;-)

umm

[rdewald]

Friends don't let friends drink and post JE's.

SOBS

[pezstar]

I will outright CRY if I don't get another Clinton in the White House in 2008.

Re:SOBS

[btlzu2]

Bush + Clinton + Bush + Clinton = negative infinity

Bush 1: -5
Clinton 1: 0
Bush 2: -1000
Clinton 2: Negative infinity.

Really, the first 3 "drop out" as the equation approaches negative infinity. ;) I'd prefer Tony Blair to all 4 of them. There's GOT to be a better female candidate than "it takes a village" hillary.

Re:SOBS

[LPetrazickis]

Shouldn't that be Positive Infinity? Down, Up, Down, UP!

Re:SOBS

[SiliconJesus]

If we do get another Clinton in the White House, it better be George.