Journal trmj's Journal: This meme should stay in this journal entry. 81
You have no messages waiting on the system. Either none have been sent, or they have been deleted or purged from the system, or they have been sent via another delivery method.
Ah, it feels good to have no messages. I read them all and now don't have to deal with them.
Let's play the corrupt wish game! Here's how it goes: I make a wish in the JE, then somebody replies with a way that wish corrupts and makes their own wish. Somebody then replies to that wish with a corruption and makes their own. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Example: I wish my work computer was faster.
Reply: Granted, but it's now a Mac and you're obviously too cool to work, getting you fired.
<new wish>
So, let's start. I wish Taco Bell food was healthy so I'd have an excuse for eating it.
Ah, it feels good to have no messages. I read them all and now don't have to deal with them.
Let's play the corrupt wish game! Here's how it goes: I make a wish in the JE, then somebody replies with a way that wish corrupts and makes their own wish. Somebody then replies to that wish with a corruption and makes their own. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Example: I wish my work computer was faster.
Reply: Granted, but it's now a Mac and you're obviously too cool to work, getting you fired.
<new wish>
So, let's start. I wish Taco Bell food was healthy so I'd have an excuse for eating it.
Granted (Score:2)
I wish Slashdot wouldn't 503 so much.
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I wish users weren't so stupid.
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I wish I had superpowers
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I wish we could figure out how to cure the common cold.
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I wish the workday was only fifteen minutes long.
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I wish Paullie Shore would do some more movies.
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I wish the backseat of my car (now detatched) didn't smell like cat pee. (this is true; it does smell like cat pee. which is why its been un-bolted and now is sitting in my basement)
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I wish gas prices would go back below a dollar per gallon.
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I wish I had magical abilities to heal computers.
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I wish I will aquire one million US dollars today in a legal fashion.
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I wish 6 was 9.
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I wish there was an infinite supply of gasoline and heating oil.
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I wish Communism worked.
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I wish political agendas were for the betterment of the people in general, instead of for the betterment of special interest groups.
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I wish my cat would turn into a beautiful princess.
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i wish portishead would go ahead and release their new album.
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i've seen so many dreams dashed today, I'm a little afraid to make a wish!
I wish I could figure out why my Mac is 'Teh Sloe.'
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well played, btw. both the bestowal and the new wish.
i wish no one would grant me this wish.
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I wish everybody would just get along.
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I wish I could fly.
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I wish the Detroit Tigers would win the World Series again.
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I wish Apple had the parts I need in stock.
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I wish I were skinny.
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I wish I had mental telepathy.
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I wish the company accountant had a toner cartidge to use.
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I wish I had more privileges in our CM system.
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I wish Verizon's customer service system didn't suck.
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I wish Verizon didn't suck.
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I wish I knew what Verizon did, so I'd actually know what I was talking about.
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I wish that employees at a telephone company (which will remain nameless...) had phone numbers where I could reach the workers I had been talking to previously.
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I wish I could leave work early today.
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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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I wish netcraft would confirm that BSD is dying.
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I wouldn't mind :H
Anyway, may your wish be granted. However, you're it. You're BSD.
I wish I had been born a girl.
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Granted. You're a girl.
Oh em jee! Did he just imply that being a girl is a bad thing? *gasp*
It was a joke. Stop being so uptight
Granted, but you grew up differently and decided that you would be a professional cheerleader, until you got out of high school and realized that you had no marketable skills and you live as a waitress for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have to figure out how to use Eudora today.
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I wish I hadn't just wasted an hour trying to figure out a clever "wish".
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I wish my back didn't hurt.
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I wish [Censored]
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I wish I had an entire religion of devoted followers.
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I wish I had a garden weasel.
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Granted. Unfortunately, they're all trying to kill you and become God themselves.
I wish I were more intelligent.
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I wish I knew the ultimate question to the ultimate answer.
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I wish competitive alcoholism was a sport.
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Granted, but contestants compete in drinking methanol. The winner is the only one to survive. Sort of.
I wish all politicans were honest.
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I wish I could get paid well to play World of Warcraft.
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I wish I could play the guitar.
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i wish i knew what to do about all the stuff in my old apartment.
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I wish I had more potato chips.
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I wish I could have a day where I work from home and be productive.
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i wish i saw my friends more often.
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I wish I had more money in the bank.
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I wish i had gotten more sleep last night.
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I wish I had a vat of Oberweiss chocolate peanut butter ice cream in front of me.
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I wish there was an e-mail client that made sense when restoring non-backed-up emails.
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I wish I could afford anything I wanted.
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I wish I knew what I wanted.
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I wish the local store had wasabe peas that weren't out of date by a month.
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I wish chocolate wasn't so unhealthy.
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I wish I was musically talented.
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I wish political extremists were dead.
-Ab
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I wish I didn't have to sleep at nights.
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I wish there was a cure for all disease.
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I wish my coworkers would stop eating all of my wasabe peas.
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I wish the editors would stop posting dupes.
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I wish I would always be 22.
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I wish I was in shape.
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I wish my wish would not be granted.
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I wish my wish (the one I wished when I saw a shooting star tonight) would be granted.
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I wish my favorite bands would play shows I could actually go to.
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I wish I had a better handwriting.
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I wish leptr would link me in his journal more often, because I need the confirmation of my peers.
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I wish Johnny Cochrain were alive so I can avoid having to serve 20 years in the same cell as my pissed off cousin:-(
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Granted, but now they've sold out and you can't stand them any more.
I wish things had been taken care of a long time ago.
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I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.
Re:Granted (Score:2)
Granted, but you have to pay a dollar for each wish you don't use.
I wish that people were kinder than they are.
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I wish I was Joe Shlabotnik.
Cheers,
Ethelred "I Am Not Joe Shlabotnik" Unraed
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I wish mosquitoes hated the taste of human blood.
uhh. (Score:1)
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I wish you kids could remember these things
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