trmj's Journal: Quick! Contact the 700 Club!

It seems that the newest 419 scams involve donating money in the name of our Noodly Lord, like so:
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Dear Friend ,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs.Jennifer kimberly,a widow to Late james kimberly, I am 74years old,I am now a new Christian convert,
suffering from long time cancer of the breast.From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than two months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

My late husband was killed during the US raid against terrorism in Afghanistan,and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child.

Mylate husband was very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all his business and wealth.
The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than two months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.

I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of USD$2.5Million to you for the less privileged.

Please I want you to note that this fund is lying in a security company and upon my instruction, you will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to findout that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God,and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.

I await your urgent reply.

kindly contact my lawyer Barrister williams smith
and his email address: [e-mail]

Yours in Christ.

Mrs.Jennifer kimberly
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At least they're not telling me I won the international lottery anymore :-/

Ramen.

Uh, Wait

[Libby Liberal]

I am 74years [sic] old ... My late husband was killed during the US raid against terrorism in Afghanistan...

This woman either really liked the young un's, or her husband was an awfully hardy sort at his ripe old age.

Re:Uh, Wait

[FortKnox]

Nice catch!

You know you can get money out of these people, right? Go along... be as gullible as possible, and when they ask for money, claim that your bank has a strict policy and for you to withdrawl that kind of money, it would require a fee of $50... a few you cannot afford right now. If they are willing to part with $50, we could pay them back with an extra $50 sent along with whatever fee they claim to need to give you the $2.5mil. Its a free $50 from jackasses that want to take money from you.

O