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Whatcha gonna do...

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 8 years ago

User Journal 32

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?


The only thing I hate worse than my wife's choice of music is how it gets stuck in my head!Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?


The only thing I hate worse than my wife's choice of music is how it gets stuck in my head!

Someone give me at least a decent song to get stuck in my brain!

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Here ya go (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066439)

Slow Down!
Baaaaaabeeeee now you're moving way too fast
You gotta gimmie good lovin;
Gimmie little lovin'
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you want our love to last.

Used to walk you home
baby after school
(carry your books home too)
But now you got a boyfriend
down the street,
Baby what you're tryin' to do?

(You'd better)
Slow Down!
Baaaaaabeeeee now you're moving way too fast
You gotta gimmie good lovin;
Gimmie little lovin'
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you want our love to last.

Re:Here ya go (1)

Philip K Dickhead (906971) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066576)

Larry Williams!

Beatles don't do as many Brrrrs...

Re:Here ya go (mark II) (1)

btlzu2 (99039) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066644)

A BAD little kid moved into our neighborhood.
Won't do nothing right, just sits there looking good.
Don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write.
Just sits around the house and plays rock & roll music all night.

Wellllll, he put some tacks on teacher's chair,
put chewin' gum in a little girl's hair.

NOW JUNIOR, BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!

Well he worries his teacher till at night she's ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop!
Well this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself!!!

Gonna tell your mama you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head!
Killed the canary and you fed it to the neighbor's cat
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, mama said it's got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself!!!! WOOO!

i am disappointed in you ellem (1)

Triumph The Insult C (586706) | more than 8 years ago | (#14068049)

Re:i am disappointed in you ellem (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 8 years ago | (#14068230)

i considered that.

but Slow Down was in my ears

Let me hear you say... (1)

Blackneto (516458) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066620)

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
 

Re:Let me hear you say... (1)

Allen Zadr (767458) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066841)

I was thinking of posting Suzanne Vega lyrics, but this is far "better".

Suicide is painless? (1)

nocomment (239368) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066631)

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

                That suicide is painless,
                It brings on many changes
                And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
So this is all I have to say...

                That suicide is painless,
                It brings on many changes
                And I can take or leave it if I please.

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat.

                That suicide is painless,
                It brings on many changes
                And I can take or leave it if I please.
                And you can do the same thing if you please.

my anaconda don't want none (1)

Mantorp (142371) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066750)

that's all you get

guaranteed to get stuck

Re:my anaconda don't want none (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067294)

Unless you've got buns, hun.

Re:my anaconda don't want none (1)

PDA_Monkey (801668) | more than 8 years ago | (#14089022)

I'm hooked, an' I can't stop starin'!
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
An' take ya pitcha'!

That brings back some fond memories... Thanks!

Suicide Solution (1)

RailGunner (554645) | more than 8 years ago | (#14066759)

Everybody: LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS
\;;/, . ,\;;/

OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tommorows
(Away tommorows)

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper

'Cos you feel life's unreal, and you're living a lie
Such a shame, who's to blame, and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask, is there life after birth
What you sow can reap hell on this earth
Hell on this earth

Now you live inside a bottle
The reaper's travelling at full throttle
It's catching you, but you don't see
The reaper's you, and the reaper is me

Breaking laws, knocking doors
But there's no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan
Where to hide, suicide is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows

little bell (1)

mekkab (133181) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067018)

The little bell lies on the ground
Although it tries it cannot sound
It used to ring across the air
Its sweetened tone would linger there

But from a careless hand it rocked
Its shell is only made of crock
Although it lies there split in two
It still tries to ring out to you

Now deep inside my wooden clock
There is a tick but not a tock
Although into the room it chimes
It only tells me half the time

Why do you leave me so confused
I'll miss my bus, my job I'll lose
Oh what is wrong my wooden clock
It breaks my heart to see you stop

What you need is some Floyd (1)

Keith Russell (4440) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067057)

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone, my senses reel
Fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape its irresistable grasp?

Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I

Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
Unheeded warnings, I thought I'd thought of everything
No navigator to find my way home
Unladen, empty, and turned to stone

A soul in tension that's learning to fly
Condition grounded, but determined to try
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I

Above the planet on a wing and a prayer
My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air
Above the clouds, I see my shadow fly
Out of the corner of my watering eye
A dream unthreatened by the morning light
Could blow this soul right through the roof of the night

There's no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, a state of bliss
Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067276)

Oh no, now we're going to have to deal with the wankers who say that there is no Floyd post-Waters. Then some bigger wanker will say there is no Floyd post-Syd.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

rk (6314) | more than 8 years ago | (#14072280)

There is not Floyd post-the-Barber.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 8 years ago | (#14085315)

Consider yourselves wanked then. Goddamn Gilmore wouldn't know a decent lyric if it spat in his eye, regardless of his quality as a singer and guitarist.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 8 years ago | (#14085533)

You haven't defined your level of wankerdom. Does it begin with Gilmour or with Waters?

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 8 years ago | (#14086954)

Does what begin with ? The band begins with Syd. My exposure to the band begins with "The Wall" but they have much better work. But The Final Cut, weak as it was, was the last reasonably decent Pink Floyd album.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 8 years ago | (#14087105)

So you are a Waters wanker, not a Syd wanker.

And, FWIW, The Wall sucked. Hard.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 8 years ago | (#14087547)

You're entitled to your uninformed philistine opinion, but while I would admit that The Wall is far from the best Floyd album, it does not Suck :-)

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 8 years ago | (#14087644)

It's better than The Final Cut. Kinda. At least Waters' whining is finished faster on The Final Cut.

Anyway, The Wall isn't really a Floyd album. More like a Waters album featuring performances by some members of Pink Floyd.

Re:What you need is some Floyd (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 8 years ago | (#14087906)

True enough. And the other Waters albums (aside from The Final Cut) do really suck.

Thirty-Three (1)

mackil (668039) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067271)

Speak to me in a language I can hear
Humour me before I have to go
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again
I know I can't be late, supper's waiting on the table
Tomorrow's just an excuse away
so I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own

The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet
At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk
Steeple guide me to my heart and home
The sun is out and up and down again

I know I'll make it, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you

And for a moment I lose myself
Wrapped up in the pleasures of the world
I've journeyed here and there and back again
But in the same old haunts I still find my friends
Mysteries not ready to reveal
Sympathies I'm ready to return

I'll make the effort, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple to the earth
Tomorrow's just an excuse
And you can make it last, forever you
You can make it last, forever you

These Words (1)

OverlordQ (264228) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067601)

Mmmmclicky [akamai.com]

What makes this song better (1)

sielwolf (246764) | more than 8 years ago | (#14067992)

is dancing to it with a foxy seventeen year old bridesmaid at a wedding. It was then followed by Gwen Stefani's "BANANAS" song. Of course if she persists, you can always quote the ODB:
Bitch you obey me
Better not betray me
Be calling the cops
Sayin' this is his baby
I want pussy- for free!

OK, here's a real bitch of a song to get stuck (1)

wowbagger (69688) | more than 8 years ago | (#14068184)

Now there's a nice wee lass and her name is Mary Mack,
Make no mistake she's the girl I gonna take,
And a lot of other fella's that would get upon her track,
but I'm thinkin' that they'll have to get up early.

Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
And I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care o' me,
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.

Now this wee lass she has a lot of cash,
She has a lot of brass...her father thinks I'm gas,
And I'd be a silly ass for to let the matter pass,
For her father thinks she suits me very fairly.

Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
And I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care o' me,
And we'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.

Now Mary and her mother gang an awful lot together,
In fact you hardly ever see the one without the other,
And all the fella's wonder if it's Mary or her mother,
Or both of them together that I'm courtin'.

Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
And I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care O' me,
And we'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.

Now the weddin' day's on Wednesday and everthing's arranged,
Her name will soon be changed to mine unless her mind be
changed,
And with all the arrangements well I'm just about derranged
For marriage is an awful undertaking.

Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
And I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care o' me,
And we'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.

Jackie's Strength (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#14069565)

A bouvier till her wedding day
Shots rang out
The police came
Mama layed me on the front lawn
And prayed for Jackie's strength
Feeling old by 21
Never thought my day would come
My bridesmaids getting laid
I pray for Jackie's strength

Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can trun
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more
And I learn

Stickers licked on lunch boxes
Worshipping David Cassidy
Yeah I mooned him once
On Donna's box
She's still in recovery
Sleep-overs Beene's got some pot
You're only popular with anorexia
So I turn myself inside out
In hope someone will see

Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
What black magic can do
Make me laugh
Say you know you can trun
Me into the real thing
So I show you some more
And I learn

I got lost on my wedding day
Typical the police came
But virgins always get backstage
No matter what they've got to say
If you love enough you'll lie a lot
Guess they did in camelot
Mama's waiting on my front lawn
I pray
I pray
I pray
For Jackie's strength

Make me laugh
Say you know what you want
You said we were the real thing
So I show you some more and I learn
Jarkie's strength

Don't knock Amos until you really listen to some of her songs, especially the great ones. I can think of one line of a song and it's stuck in my head for an hour and I love every minute of it. Other good songs:

Crucify
Silent All These Years
Precious Things - addictive
Winter
Pretty Good Year
Putting The Damage On
Spark - VERY addictive
Black-Dove (January)
Playboy Mommy
Time - excellent cover of Tom Waits song

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What's in your head? In your head? (1)

artifex2004 (766107) | more than 8 years ago | (#14069965)

Zombie! Zombie! Zombie-ie-ie-ie...

Yeeeahh (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#14089433)

Yeah, I am the astro-creep,
A demolition style hell american freak - yeah
I am the crawling dead,
A phantom in a box, shadow in your head - say
Acid suicide
Freedom of the blast, read the fucker lies - yeah
Scratch off the broken skin,
Tear into my heart, make me do it again

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand - say
I am electric head,
a cannibal core, a television said - yeah
Do not victimize,
Read the motherfucker-psychoholic lies - yeah
Into a psychic war,
I tear my soul apart and I eat it some more

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

Yeah, I am the ripper man,
A locomotion mind, love American style -yeah
I am the nexus one, I want more life fucker I ain't done - yeah

More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human ...Oh. Not that kind of Zombie. Never mind.

(And yes, I know it's the Nexus-6, and I'm sure Rob Zombie knows it too. Fuck off, it rhymes.)

My Name is Cheech (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 8 years ago | (#14085331)

I am a schoolbus driver [amazon.com]

You don't know evil stuck in your head until you've heard this.

I'm evil (1)

PDA_Monkey (801668) | more than 8 years ago | (#14089042)

BadgerBadgerBadger [badgerbadgerbadger.com] !
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