FortKnox's Journal: Whatcha gonna do...

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?

The only thing I hate worse than my wife's choice of music is how it gets stuck in my head!

Someone give me at least a decent song to get stuck in my brain!

Here ya go

[ellem]

Slow Down!
Baaaaaabeeeee now you're moving way too fast
You gotta gimmie good lovin;
Gimmie little lovin'
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you want our love to last.

Used to walk you home
baby after school
(carry your books home too)
But now you got a boyfriend
down the street,
Baby what you're tryin' to do?

(You'd better)
Slow Down!
Baaaaaabeeeee now you're moving way too fast
You gotta gimmie good lovin;
Gimmie little lovin'
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you want our love to last.

Re:Here ya go

[Philip K Dickhead]

Larry Williams!

Beatles don't do as many Brrrrs...

Re:Here ya go (mark II)

[btlzu2]

A BAD little kid moved into our neighborhood.
Won't do nothing right, just sits there looking good.
Don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write.
Just sits around the house and plays rock & roll music all night.

Wellllll, he put some tacks on teacher's chair,
put chewin' gum in a little girl's hair.

NOW JUNIOR, BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!

Well he worries his teacher till at night she's ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop!
Well this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as

i am disappointed in you ellem

[Triumph The Insult C]

http://www.bluestraveler.net/music/song_display.ph p?song_id=425 [bluestraveler.net]

Re:i am disappointed in you ellem

[ellem]

i considered that.

but Slow Down was in my ears

Let me hear you say...

[Blackneto]

this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
 

Re:Let me hear you say...

[Allen Zadr]

I was thinking of posting Suzanne Vega lyrics, but this is far "better".

Suicide is painless?

[nocomment]

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
So this is all I have to say...

my anaconda don't want none

[Mantorp]

that's all you get

guaranteed to get stuck

Re:my anaconda don't want none

[gmhowell]

Unless you've got buns, hun.

Re:my anaconda don't want none

[PDA_Monkey]

I'm hooked, an' I can't stop starin'!
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
An' take ya pitcha'!

That brings back some fond memories... Thanks!

Suicide Solution

[RailGunner]

Everybody: LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS
\;;/, . ,\;;/

OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tommorows
(Away tommorows)

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper

'Cos you feel life's unreal, and you're living a lie
Such a shame, who's to blame, and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask, is there life after bi

little bell

[mekkab]

The little bell lies on the ground
Although it tries it cannot sound
It used to ring across the air
Its sweetened tone would linger there

But from a careless hand it rocked
Its shell is only made of crock
Although it lies there split in two
It still tries to ring out to you

Now deep inside my wooden clock
There is a tick but not a tock
Although into the room it chimes
It only tells me half the time

Why do you leave me so confused
I'll miss my bus, my job I'll lose
Oh what is wrong my wooden clock
It breaks my heart to see

What you need is some Floyd

[Keith Russell]

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone, my senses reel
Fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape its irresistable grasp?

Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I

Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
Unheeded warnings, I thought I'd thought of everything
No navigator to find my way home
Unladen, empty, and turned to stone

A soul in tension th

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[gmhowell]

Oh no, now we're going to have to deal with the wankers who say that there is no Floyd post-Waters. Then some bigger wanker will say there is no Floyd post-Syd.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[rk]

There is not Floyd post-the-Barber.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[elmegil]

Consider yourselves wanked then. Goddamn Gilmore wouldn't know a decent lyric if it spat in his eye, regardless of his quality as a singer and guitarist.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[gmhowell]

You haven't defined your level of wankerdom. Does it begin with Gilmour or with Waters?

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[elmegil]

Does what begin with ? The band begins with Syd. My exposure to the band begins with "The Wall" but they have much better work. But The Final Cut, weak as it was, was the last reasonably decent Pink Floyd album.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[gmhowell]

So you are a Waters wanker, not a Syd wanker.

And, FWIW, The Wall sucked. Hard.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[elmegil]

You're entitled to your uninformed philistine opinion, but while I would admit that The Wall is far from the best Floyd album, it does not Suck :-)

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[gmhowell]

It's better than The Final Cut. Kinda. At least Waters' whining is finished faster on The Final Cut.

Anyway, The Wall isn't really a Floyd album. More like a Waters album featuring performances by some members of Pink Floyd.

Re:What you need is some Floyd

[elmegil]

True enough. And the other Waters albums (aside from The Final Cut) do really suck.

Thirty-Three

[mackil]

Speak to me in a language I can hear
Humour me before I have to go
Deep in thought I forgive everyone
As the cluttered streets greet me once again
I know I can't be late, supper's waiting on the table
Tomorrow's just an excuse away
so I pull my collar up and face the cold, on my own

The earth laughs beneath my heavy feet
At the blasphemy in my old jangly walk
Steeple guide me to my heart and home
The sun is out and up and down again

I know I'll make it, love can last forever
Graceful swans of never topple

These Words

[OverlordQ]

Mmmmclicky [akamai.com]

What makes this song better

[sielwolf]

is dancing to it with a foxy seventeen year old bridesmaid at a wedding. It was then followed by Gwen Stefani's "BANANAS" song. Of course if she persists, you can always quote the ODB:

Bitch you obey me
Better not betray me
Be calling the cops
Sayin' this is his baby

I want pussy- for free!

OK, here's a real bitch of a song to get stuck

[wowbagger]

Now there's a nice wee lass and her name is Mary Mack,
Make no mistake she's the girl I gonna take,
And a lot of other fella's that would get upon her track,
but I'm thinkin' that they'll have to get up early.

Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
And I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care o' me,
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.

Now this wee lass she has a lot of cash,
She has a lot of brass...her father thinks I'm gas,
And I'd be a silly ass

What's in your head? In your head?

[artifex2004]

Zombie! Zombie! Zombie-ie-ie-ie...

My Name is Cheech

[elmegil]

I am a schoolbus driver [amazon.com]

You don't know evil stuck in your head until you've heard this.

I'm evil

[PDA_Monkey]

BadgerBadgerBadger [badgerbadgerbadger.com]!