Journal The_Fire_Horse's Journal: Australian Muslims Rioting in Streets! 1
Dec 15, 2005 - Cronulla, Australia
Police have mobilized 500 extra staff to quell the 3000 crazy arabs who are roaming the streets in packs looking to beat up and rape anyone getting in their way
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such news reports as
'Elections in Iraq - an exercise in futility'
and 'Pubes - not just for flossing anymore!'
Todays LIVE update comes straight from a slashdot troll on the streets of Sydney:
"I was sitting on the beach with my Linux laptop madly hitting F5 while trying for first post when all of a sudden this gang of 30 shows up.
ME - [looks up] "Hello ethnic people - do any of you guys know of any faster wireless access points that I can connect to?"
GANG - [glaring and waving cricket bats] "THIS IS OUR BEACH, BITCH!"
ME - [knew this was coming] "Look, I am just relaxing on the beach, like a happy little Australian minding my own business - why are you harrasing me?"
GANG - "We are going to smash you fuckin' head in, until your brains fall out your arse"
ME - [smirking] "I realise that you are in a gang and therefore stupid and gutless, but I just need to know of a decent 802.16 connect point.. hey, what the fuck am I talking about - none of you even know what a computer is I'm guessing!"
Suddenly the gang attacks, but The_Fire_Horse is prepared and quickly yells out "LOOK - OVER THERE, IT'S ALLUH!!
and would you believe it, just like those old 50's style jungle movies these crazy natives drop to their knees like lemmings and starting screeching "PRAISE ALLAH"
The fire horse quietly walks away as the police swoop in.
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Police have mobilized 500 extra staff to quell the 3000 crazy arabs who are roaming the streets in packs looking to beat up and rape anyone getting in their way
Hi, I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such news reports as
'Elections in Iraq - an exercise in futility'
and 'Pubes - not just for flossing anymore!'
Todays LIVE update comes straight from a slashdot troll on the streets of Sydney:
"I was sitting on the beach with my Linux laptop madly hitting F5 while trying for first post when all of a sudden this gang of 30 shows up.
ME - [looks up] "Hello ethnic people - do any of you guys know of any faster wireless access points that I can connect to?"
GANG - [glaring and waving cricket bats] "THIS IS OUR BEACH, BITCH!"
ME - [knew this was coming] "Look, I am just relaxing on the beach, like a happy little Australian minding my own business - why are you harrasing me?"
GANG - "We are going to smash you fuckin' head in, until your brains fall out your arse"
ME - [smirking] "I realise that you are in a gang and therefore stupid and gutless, but I just need to know of a decent 802.16 connect point.. hey, what the fuck am I talking about - none of you even know what a computer is I'm guessing!"
Suddenly the gang attacks, but The_Fire_Horse is prepared and quickly yells out "LOOK - OVER THERE, IT'S ALLUH!!
and would you believe it, just like those old 50's style jungle movies these crazy natives drop to their knees like lemmings and starting screeching "PRAISE ALLAH"
The fire horse quietly walks away as the police swoop in.
[ANOTHER FINE FIRST POST] at: Steam Hybrid Car from BMW
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