shanen's Journal: The Not-so-good Samaritan

A man was passing next to a bridge, and he saw another fellow who was about to jump off.

Wait! Don't jump!

I have nothing to live for.

Wait! Are you religious?

Well, yes.

Are you a Christian?

Yes.

That's good. So am I. What's your church?

I'm a Baptist.

That's wonderful. That's my church.

Small world, eh?

So is your church in the reform of 1927 or 1934?

We accept the 1927 reforms.

Die, you heretic!

And he pushes the guy off the bridge.