Orrin Bloquy's Journal: Sigs more retarded than mine.

Apologies in advance for when my sarcasm meter is broken.

Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Wolverine and Batman joining forces after some cliched armpit-sniffing fight with each other?

Social Conservatives just can't compete.

At shuffleboard? What?

"Steve Jobs may have the apple, but Bill Gates has the entire orchard!" --anon engadget blog entry

Holy shit, leave telling jokes to people with functional forebrains.

---- Booth was a patriot ----

News flash: that sketch with Joe Piscopo as Lincoln was not written by Shelby Foote.

Jesus saved me from my past. He can save you as well.

There's a sale on "He's The Real Thing" faux CocaCola shirts down at Savers! Quick, man, before they're all gone! Seriously, man, they said to "Witness for Christ," not "Witless."

Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton.

For people who felt "AYBABTU" was too hoi polloi.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.

I tell my kids that this sig got to go live on the farm where it can play all day.

Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.

Don't disappoint your house dog. Smear peanut butter all over your ass. This is slashdot, no one fucking cares.

I play NES games on my GBA. Ask me how.

Sorry, I'm too busy smearing peanut butter on my ass.

ANYONE who claims more than months or even weeks uptime in XP isn't applying patches!

Water wet!

"Hate comes from fear. Fear comes from weakness."

OK, now close your eyes and realize you're hearing this uttered with Grover's voice.

Cyric Zndovzny at your service.

You misspelled "t yr syrzvz.".

Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.

West. End. Girrrrllllsssss....

Don't worry

[linvir]

Jesus will still love you when you finally get over your arrogance and accept Him into your heart! He'll welcome you with open arms, in fact! Jesus loves you! Jesus love you long time! What?! Jesus is evolving! Jesus evolved into Charizard! Jesus is confused! He hurt Himself in his confusion! Jesus wins! Welcome to Jesus Kart! It's Jesus time! Jesus Jesus Jesus!

Join now and receive this fantastic Jesus mousepad! This is a lifetime plan intended to pay back a lump sum after you've gone. If you withdraw early

Re:Don't worry

[Orrin Bloquy]

You misspelled "ownt." And I need a new keyboard.

"Jesus love you long time." Oh, for the days when churches didn't lock their moveable letter signboards.