cloudkiller's Journal: Monkey Chow Guy Makes it to Day Six

The self-titled "Last Angry Young Man" has made it six days on his diet consisting entirely of monkey chow. In his quest to avoid cooking, dishes, and waiting in checkout lines, the author of "The Monkey Chow Diaries" has decided to go a week eating nothing but, "pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do." His odyssey has even prompted the monkey chow manufactures, ZuPreem, to publish a product description that specifies "non-human" primates. His blog details the dietary odyssey, poo and all.

so what is he so angry about?

[acro55]

I guess our monkey guy is angry at dishes and the high cost of foodstuff in these troubled times. I would like to propose an all rodent diet. You eat whatever wanders into your yard (squirrles, pigeons, rats, racoons, rabbits, opossum, possum, leperchauns)