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The Zen Of FortKnox

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 8 years ago

User Journal 10

If I go nuts and decide to go on a murderous rampage, I'm going after two types of people:
Those with VW Bugs with personalized license plates that say stuff like "MY BUG" or something equally as stupid.
Those that propogate internet meme's.


OK, seriously, though:If I go nuts and decide to go on a murderous rampage, I'm going after two types of people:
Those with VW Bugs with personalized license plates that say stuff like "MY BUG" or something equally as stupid.
Those that propogate internet meme's.


OK, seriously, though:

At work, you'll be surprised at how little you have to worry about 99% of your work. Within one month, you'll have already forgotten about what you think is extremely important today, and so will your boss. So don't worry yourself into an ulcer or uberstress.

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10 comments

uh oh (1)

Blackneto (516458) | more than 8 years ago | (#15495423)

So when i get my personalized plate for my Jaguar that says "Jagneto" you won't like me anymore?

will he see it? (1)

artifex2004 (766107) | more than 8 years ago | (#15495550)

You can't put those plates on your rental cars :)

Re:uh oh (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 8 years ago | (#15495610)

Naw, its cool for expensive cars, just not VW beetles (I swear, 90% of people with bugs have cheesy, makes me want to run them off the road in a murderous rage, personalized tags).

Re:uh oh (1)

StalinsNotDead (764374) | more than 8 years ago | (#15496126)

What if it's on a 1994 Suzuki Sidekick? How about then?

Re:uh oh (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 8 years ago | (#15496428)

Sorry dude... can't make an omlette without breaking some eggs...

Re:uh oh (1)

StalinsNotDead (764374) | more than 8 years ago | (#15496497)

No worries. I do not fear death. And Florida has a stand your ground law.

can't make an omlette without breaking some eggs

True, but you can't make a good omlette without slaughtering a pig.

Is Shakespeare okay? (1)

turg (19864) | more than 8 years ago | (#15499112)

On our Suzuki Esteem (and the same plates were previously on a Ford Festiva) we have 2B R X2B.

Aw, come on... (1)

SlashChick (544252) | more than 8 years ago | (#15496143)

The best license plate I ever saw was on a New Beetle. It said "FEATURE".

(I know this was chronicled online, but the owner lives in the Bay Area and I saw him going through the Caldecott Tunnel a few years ago. Laughed my ass off, too!)

Re:Aw, come on... (1)

redhead-kitten (775093) | more than 8 years ago | (#15498725)

The best one I saw was here in the Seattle area. It was one of those sickly green colored ones and the license plate said "APHID"

^_^

Re:Aw, come on... (1)

turg (19864) | more than 8 years ago | (#15499098)

I was about to post the exact same thing. Someone in my neighbourhood has a sickly green APHID too.
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