leviramsey's Journal: Germany's low birth rate explained

Doesn't this picture book (not work safe, unless your place of employment likes drawings of coitus) just make you want to get it on?

*grin*

[Ethelred Unraed]

I saw the picture on the left [planetdan.net] and thought of the caption for the mommy, "Help, help, I'm being held prisoner in the Luuurrrve-Mo-Bile!"

The texts in German are also...interesting. The text on this image [planetdan.net] translates to:

Here, Mother and Father have no clothes on.
You can see Mother's breasts
and Mother's slit.
The slit is called the "vagina".

You can see Father's willy.
The willy is called the "penis".
You can also see the little bag
that Father has between his legs.
It's called the "testicles".

Mother and Father love each other very much.
They kiss one another.
Daddy's penis has gotten big.
It sticks out stiffly.

Mother and Father would like
to have Father's penis in Mother's vagina.
That is very nice.

It's poetry, I tell you!

Cheers,

Ethelred

PS: And, of course, most Slashdotters will find that book highly instructive.

Re:*grin*

[TechnoLust]

Damn Germans can make ANYTHING sound boring and unpleasant. :-)