Journal YourMissionForToday's Journal: Dedicated to The_Messenger 4
Now let us raise our voices in song as we dedicate this day to a trolling legend. Mr. The_Messenger, we salute you!
Happy Troll Tuesday!
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded many times beforeAnd every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU (FUCK GNU!)
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
To hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
Cause I post links to a certain holeI get modded down due to jealousy (JEALOUSY!)
'Coz they wouldn't know wit from their ass! (FUCK THAT!)
I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
I'm YourMissionForToday I am!
'Tis a work of beauty (Score:1)
Truly, you have missed your calling... or, perhaps, have just awoken to it.