Salvance's Journal: Top 10 things not to do on Slashdot

With Halloween coming up, thought I'd send along something a little different, so here's a list of the Top 10 things not to do on slashdot:

• 10. Don't bash Linux
• 9. If you're going to bash Linux, bash Redhat.
• 8. If you don't know what you're talking about, admit it (moderators will probably even flag your comment as Funny)
• 6. Learn to spel and count
• 5. Don't make fun of kdawson for continually using the Enlightenment icon on interesting posts. He probably would add you to his blacklist, and who knows what he does with that
• 4. Don't angrily reply to a comment when someone flames you - just get even later when you get mod points
• 3. Don't try to be funny if you're not ... just copy and paste someone else's funny comment from years ago
• 2. If you are funny, say something insightful every once in a while to throw regular readers off ... some will probably try to figure out what's funny about your comment
• 1. Did I mention not to bash Linux?