Journal blinder's Journal: What's In The Red Folder? 16
anyway, like i was saying, we've lived in this place now for just over a year and there's something that has been bothering me.
in fact, it was just on this past thanksgiving that i shared this bewilderment with trmj and buffer-overflowed. trmj had a "meh" sort of attitude, but buffer, i think, quickly adopted my frustration.
and what frustration is that? what the fuck is in the red fucking folder!
since the day we moved in, this red folder has taunted us (er, well, maybe just me).
its there, gawking out that office window.
solemn has a theory, she believes it's contents is a list of people who have come around wondering what was in the red folder. i'm in inclined to agree with that theory, but until i know for sure, there will be a huge question mark in my mind.
for your extended consideration, i have uploaded a second photo so as to provide some context... a "bigger picture" as it were.
i mean, these pictures were taken out our front window (which i should say are 14' tall and expand 2/3 of the front of the loft we live in) so its not like its this little tiny insignifcant "thing." this is huge! damnit! what is in that folder? does the person in that office ever wonder whats in it? do they ever use it? can they even see it? can you see it? i know buffer could. it intrigued him, as if he fell under some kind of spell. is it a magic folder? ethelred? did you conjur this folder as part of your world dominiation plan? i need answers people! and fast.
It contains (Score:2)
Sounds oddly familiar... (Score:2)
I have a guess. (Score:2)
What is in the folder is every conspiracy theory ever set forth in this world. It has dates, known facts, names, eyewitness accounts, photographs, contact information.
In the gray folder right beside it are the answers.
The locations (Score:2)
They are the codes.... (Score:2)
An actual-size map (Score:2)
So that is across the street? (Score:2)
I'm not used to spaces where "work" spaces are so close to "residential" spaces. Weird. But then we don't really have tall apartment buildings, either.
We have a red binder at work. It contains the disaster recovery plan.
Does this help? You have The Plan for the Post-Apocalypse sitting only feet from you....
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its a very cool, very upwardly mobile type area we live in, and is one of the centers of revitalization happening in cambridge (the area is called "central square" and is undergoing some rapid gentrification,
can you tell it's a folder for sure? (Score:1)
Isn't it amazing (Score:2)
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why does everything have to be an issue? huh? what is it? can't anything just be silly without a point?
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That's MUCH more a failing in ME than in YOUR telling of the joke...
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Believe me, it was a conscious decision.
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Sadly (Score:1)
Are you blonde? (Score:1)
Move a long now, nothing to see here.