The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 11/05/2002

I had a steak burrito from Teocalli Tamale in Herndon. It was good, as usual, but the dining experience wasn't that great.* This morning I woke up about an hour before normal with an urge to take a dump. I staggered in to the bathroom just in time. Having just woken up, I was very relaxed and the turd came out with no effort at all. It was a generic brown with the hulls of the black beans scattered thru the turd. The turd was about 8 inches long and about 1.5 inches is diameter. I think the rice helped keep it flexable but solid, so it didn't break up. Clean up was easy and there was a light smell of hot sauce and bean. I rate this turd as an 8.

* Teocali was recently reviewed in the Washingtonian, so all these yuppies from DC have oozed into the place. There used to be no one in the place. Now it is wall to wall trendy fuckheads.

Re:I demand pictures

[The Turd Report]

I have had a lot of requests for pics. I need to go spend some $ on a digital camera.

washingtonian/washington post

[mekkab]

damn whistle blowers.

this guy [gmu.edu] has rated a lot of small ethnic eateries (mostly in the VA-DC area, but a little in MD) too bad for me that I don't travel very far to eat* and usually eat out of a can. Mmmmmm, refried beans.

*that's not exactly true- last time I ate out I was in VA wine country.