SexyKellyOsbourne's Journal: Do You Think I'm a Whore?

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Kittie == Amazing Guitars!

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

First of all, to get the heavy sound, detune your guitar one step, but detune the first string by TWO!

Next, it takes years of hard work and dedication just to be able to play the above tab -- during that time, no time should be spent on learning any music theory -- the music is important, not the ideas behind it!

Compare it to the inferior skills of a "metal" band like Children of Bodom:

http://www.ahl.uni-linz.ac.at/cob/tablatures/BODOM _AFTER_MIDNIGHT2.TXT [uni-linz.ac.at]

And you will see a world of difference in the superior ability of mallcore bands.

Slayer's new mallcore music is awesome!

[SexyKellyOsbourne]

God Hates us All is the best Slayer album ever, as it bows before and acknowledges Slipknot as superior.

Their 80's crap albums, Hell Awaits and Reign in Blood, can just be thrown out the window, as God Hates us All is the only Slayer album you will ever need.

Re:Kittie == Amazing Guitars!

[Elbereth]

Fuck you. The Prodigy rule. And don't even say anything about Iron Maiden. Hahaha.