Frank of Earth's Journal: Hard questions for the internet

So I got sick of reading the nth post on /. about why XP tablet pcs sucks and I decided to ask google a hard question. "what happens after you die"

Well, there is no answer out there. Too bad some higher being couldn't leave me a message out there to find so I know what's going to happen. They probably wouldn't know how to get it ranked higher anyways. I doubt if aliens know about stupid fucking search algorithms and meta tags.

Anyways, I did find this stupid fuck. Check out her answer to my question.