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Good! (Score:1)
Maybe one day you'll stop being a nazi too!
*Stomps boot, raises arm* (Score:2)
Re:*Stomps boot, raises arm* (Score:1)
You said it yourself, you simply respond in opposite to whatever external stimuli or valid opinions you receive
That said, being a troll is not gonna help you with your pitiful meaningless existence
A boyfriend/girlffriend should be a good start... Maybe he/she won't help you with your pseudo-nihilism but he/she will certainly be able to comfort you.
No one loves me, I have AIDS (Score:2)
But I like shooting up heroin! (Score:2)
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
Of course you are a troll. (Score:2)
Thanks! (Score:2)
Too bad I forgot to mention that I would also have jet engines and guidance systems installed in the planes, and have them sent like missiles into skyscrapers so that Arab invaders can set up a pure Islamic state. It would be a thousand 9/11's in one day, while boatloads and planeloads of Arabs armed with AK-47's overrun our nuked and gassed army bases.
What makes you think I have a penis, though? Even if I were a guy, and/or if I had a penis, I would probably masturbate it constantly instead of post on slashdot. However, I still would have the libido to use sex as a tool for karma whoring.
Every time a slashbot sees kelly.jpg [kellyosbourne.com], I'm sure a dribble of pre-cum trickles out their miniscule pubic-hair shrouded penises.
Re:Thanks! (Score:2)
Re:Thanks! (Score:1)
will you please suck my cock and save the kittens?
Thanks!
I hate the taste of that stuff... (Score:2)
Re:I hate the taste of that stuff... (Score:1)
So unless i can ejaculate inside you, kittens will still die.
Re:Thanks! (Score:1)
You're my hero. (Score:2)
Prepare for deep submergence (Score:1)
Having said that, giving PhysicsScholar that number was just plain nasty. Unless that really was your number, and you just happen to live at the party headquarters...
You actually called it? (Score:2)
Oh, and thank you! I wish you luck, too: may you have many inane responses, may your karma stay at 45-50 (Excellent), and may 20 mod points+ be burned on each post you make.
As far as real artwork goes, I wish Klerck or someone else could once again find out how to post ASCII Goatse, though the FP NIGZ/fuck you ascii isn't bad, either.
Of course not! (Score:1)
Besides for being (much like yourself) not a resident of the United States, there was no need, seeing as you didn't follow LWRs Number One Rule Of Telephone Number Trolling - never leave the number in a format that can be found by Google! Search for "(734)-729-1702", and the American Nazi Party lights up like a Negro Jew at a Klan party. Might I suggest switching to the much less recognizable "[734] 72 91702", which instead returns quite a few government sites?
While I've got your attention, Miss Osbourne, might I ask your opinion on my first troll? I just got home, and needed something light and simple (I didn't want to get too complicated too early on), so I opted for the following extremely subtle change:5 443 [slashdot.org]. Those Ticketmaster folks...and people accuse Microsoft of overcharging!
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=45320&cid=469
Oh well, must go make tea, but it's been nice chatting!
Love-Wine-Revolution
Nice try... (Score:2)
Don't worry, you'll learn. I at first crashed and burned this account into Terrible karma, then brought it up to Excellent permanently.
I might just do that for the phone number, though.
Keep trollin, trollin', trollin, trollin! (Limp Bizkit, not Rawhide)