Journal SolemnDragon's Journal: scenes from home 3
blinder: do you want some grape juice?
dragon: no
blinder: i was kidding. I meant, "you hate grape juice. You're tired of it. You're so sick of grape juice that you could just KICK THE NEIGHBOURS!"
dragon: ???
(bursts out laughing)
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"jaws" is now called, "show me the way to go home," because the song got stuck in my head and now whenever "jaws" is on television, blinder starts singing the song.
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Sometimes with "show me the way to run away, i tickled the dragon and i'm gonna be slain, show me the way to run away" as the lyrics.
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dragons do a mean shark impression. Not a very good one, but certainly a mean one. Kicking people and everything.
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dragon: i want to go to the movies
blinder: is anything playing?
dragon: no.
blinder: really?
dragon: Nothing is playing, we'll stare at empty screens.
blinder: i meant, anything good.
dragon: No. Nothing good is playing. I don't care. We haven't been to the movies in awhile.
blinder: all right, we'll go to the movies.
dragon: is anything playing?
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I'm suspicious (Score:2)
Does your apartment have a built-in laugh track and only three walls with a lot of people where the fourth wall should be who seem to have nothing better to do than watch you all day and a couple guys pointing big boxes at you?
And do I ramble too much?
Cheers,
Ethelred
movies... (Score:2)
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