egg troll's Journal: Slashdot Flowchart (as seen on K5)

I saw this on K5 today and felt the need to share it with the world! An extra-special shout out to LookOnMyWorksYeMortalsAndDespair whose post I got this from. An even MORE special shout-out to the Slashdot crew whose Lameness Filter guarentees that the only consequence of posting this is a little odd formatting. Taco, you do suck.

DOCUMENT DISTRIBUTION:

             TOP SECRET   : (GROUP SLSH-1)
             EYES ONLY    : (HARD COPY ONLY)
             NEED TO KNOW : (DIRECT DEV)

             DESTROY INACTIVE COPIES

SLASHTEAM FEATURE PLANNING FLOW CHART

                   |
                 START
                   V
+---------------------------------------+
|Has the feature been implemented before|_yes_
|  on Kuro5hin or another weblog site?  |     |
+---------------------------------------+     |
                   |                          |
                   no                         V
                   V                          |
    +------------------------------+          |
    |Was the feature implemented or|______yes_|
    | suggested by a known Troll?  |          |
    +------------------------------+          |
                   |                          V
                   no                         |
                   V                          |
  +----------------------------------+        |       ___________
  | Have hundreds of users suggested |____yes_|      /           \
  |the feature to CmdrTaco via email?|        +---->< WON'T SCALE ><-------+
  +----------------------------------+        ^      \___________/         |
                   |                          no                           |
                   no                         |                            ^
                   V                          ^                            |
    +------------------------------+       +-----------------+             |
    |Will the feature make Slashdot|__yes_\|Can jamie or krow|             |
    |   even more like a game?     |      /| hack it for me? |             |
    +------------------------------+       +-----------------+             |
                   |                                  |                    |
                   no                                yes                   |
                   V                         _________v________________    |
   +---------------------------------+      /  THIS FEATURE IS PERFECT \   |
   |Can CmdrTaco use his limited Perl|_yes\/  FOR SLASHDOT. IM SO GLAD  \  |
   |    knowledge to kludge it in?   |    /\   I THOUGHT OF IT!!! TIME  /  |
   +---------------------------------+      \____FOR SAILOR MOON!______/   |
                   |                                                       ^
                   no                                                      |
                   |                                                       |
                   +---->-------------------------------------------->-----+

IMPORTANT NOTE:
  NEVER DISTURB A MAN WHO'S INVENTING SOMETHING YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

TIME FOR SAILOR MOON

[cscx]

That's priceless. 30 year old men and their addiction to anime just goes to show more and more that a crack-squad of pederasts actually run this site.

Hey Egg

[spike hay]

I haven't seen you for a while on K5. WTF?

Re:Hey Egg

[egg troll]

I'm on K5 quite often. In fact, I was just there today [kuro5hin.org]!