vorlich's Journal: Hall of Trolls

Ladies and gentlemen, in order to provide for your comfort and protection during this guided tour of the Great Hall of Trolls you should take heed of the following safety instructions.

1. Here be monsters.
2. Wear a tin foil skull cap. Preferably aluminium. Pronunciation is not as important as the element.
3. Bring adequate supplies of your own salt and be ready to take a pinch of it with each Trollish entry.
4. Be aware, be very aware - THERE IS NO SCIENCE HERE. The absence of Majik cannot be guaranteed. All visits at your own risk
5. You should carry an Occams Razor at all times
6. If you did not have enough common sense to bring extra common sense with you, handy sized packets are available from our Trolls R Us store.
7. The purpose of the Great Hall of Trolls is to offer up tribute to the demi-gods of Clickthrough and Clickon and their denizens.
8. Only the mighty AdBlocker spell, turned on, can defeat the loathsome conspiracy behind this topic.
9. In the Great Hall of Trolls, no one can hear you scream evidence.
10. During your visit please, please, please don't utter the name James Randi... D'oh!