Dead Fart Warrior's Journal: Linux = Nazi???

You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.

During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo [aol.com] of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.

Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article [osnews.com] Thorvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE [kde.org] project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman [stallman.org] for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU [gnu.org] and GNOME [gnome.org] projects.

But what does this hideous [cthulhu.org] Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system [freegem.org.uk].

Thank You.

Taken from a great troll, I intend to use this often!