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Journal YOU FAIL IT!'s Journal: First posting requires a soul 5

Journal by YOU FAIL IT! on Wednesday November 27, 2002 @02:52PM

I note with interest the appearance of First Post Robot. Intended to make first posts automatically, it nonetheless FAILS at every opportunity like some kind of automatic FAILURE machine bringing shame and embarassment to its owner. Know this, you cannot get first post with a robot. First Posting is an art, and it requires soul.

I see so many people who FAIL to be first because they doubt themselves. To get first post, you must announce your post boldly! I come not to destroy the ancient art of First posting but to cleanse the FAILURES from our midsts! Believe, and it shall be so!

YOU FAIL IT!

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by joe_bruin ( 266648 ) writes:

first post in your journal. in your face, flanders!

but keep up the good work. it's nice to see hardworking trolls such as yourself and the "'Lose', Not 'Loose'" guy giving back to the community.
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    by wheany ( 460585 ) writes:
    
    Taht si the funny.
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by Ayanami Rei ( 621112 ) writes:

You are the only troll to make my friend list. I can always count on quality put downs to trolls who can't troll properly.

::smiles::

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