Alien54's Journal: First Person Shooter Syndrome

In the virtual gaming world, a plague has ravaged the population, and this time, head crabs and flaming skulls that turn you into Zombies are not the problem. The new illness is a psychological one. It is called 'FPSS' or 'First Person Shooter Syndrome.' FPSS is a psychological condition that causes gamers to feel like they are in a first person shooter, when they are really walking around in the real world. FPSS can apparently lead to paranoia and aversion to certain surroundings such as railroads and industrial warehouses, and certain problems dealing with the real world. Yes, it's satire.