Migor9000's Journal: Migor has returned

. . . For Migor so hated the Earth, he refused to bring its inhabitants out of this dimension into death. It is through the puny earthling being forced to endure existence that Migor's true hatred for them shall live on and on for all of time.

-From the BOOK of Migor, 143:93(IV)

Migor HAS been gone. Migor has returned. Many shall remember Migor. Others, many many others shall not remember Migor. This is not a matter which concerns Migor. Migor, which is I is in comfort of Migor's MIGHTY SPACESHIP which is currently in orbit around the planet Tarvon VII, the seventh and most mighty all all planets in the Tarvon system.

And the Tarvon system is the mightiest of systems in all the known universe to the puny humans. Your puny astronomers call the Tarvon system by some other name, a name which Migor has never bothered to learn. For Migor needs not know what puny astromen of your planet call anything. For Migor, in his infinite wisdom chooses not to care. Migor only needs know that puny Earthlings know MIGOR IS ALL POWERFUL

(it should be noted that Migor explicitly represents the views and opinions of AOL/Time Warner, because Migor CONTROLS ALL

Many of you may wonder what Migor has done, or perhaps where Migor has been for the last several years. This presumption enrages Migor to an infinite end. Many more of you have, or do not wonder. This pleases Migor. Perhaps some day Migor will reward you with sweet, sweet DEATH. Others may wonder why Migor has a new account. This presumption enrages Migor to an infinite end. Many more of you have, or do not wonder. This pleases Migor. Perhaps tomorrow Migor will reward the non-curious with sweet, sweet DEATH.

In November of the puny Earth year 2002, Migor did discover his lovely wife Gigor had chosen to take on The Highest Emperor Claccordian of the Claccordian System as Gigor's lover. This ENRAGED Migor, and in retribution, Migor destroyed the Claccordian System with one hyper-dimensional blast from MIGOR'S MIGHTY SPACESHIP. His retribution was so exquisite that 100 billion galaxies were destroyed in the aftermath.

Migor then did banish Gigor into the forbidden dimension of sorrow where Gigor was to spend FIVE years as a hyper-prisoner and would be forced to make SNOW CONES for various puny Sorrow Dimension creatures, for Migor is all powerful, and is both petty and cruel.

The lack of Gigor to share his bedchamber aboard Migor's mighty spaceship did make Migor sad, and Migor did experience the brilliance of self imposed exile from existence for five years, for so said Migor, and so Migor commanded. Migor then selectively began to erase Migor's memory to help Migor's sadness, and much was lost, including the secret of eternal misery and the password to Migor's Slashdot account.

But now Migor again shares his bedchamber with his lovely wife Gigor. Migor is now 9000 times more powerful than Migor was before. Migor's mighty procreation organ is once again pleased. So pleased that Migor's mighty procreation organ prompted Migor to devour the souls of 2 trillion sentient beings throughout the universe.

And now Migor again returns to spread Migor's wisdom, and to confound, annoy and confuse the puny human which is you. It is Migor's gift to the puny Earth in celebration of Migor's reunited state with Migor's lovely wife Gigor .

But be warned, puny Earth creatures, for Migor may, and ofted does change Migor's mind , and at any moment, perhaps when you least expect it, Migor will devour your soul.