Journal Migor9000's Journal: Migor is PLEASED
---Book of Migor 9:43,528(c)
Migor is pleased. A number of puny Earthmen honored Migor by erasing Migor from ultra-conciousness. Upon the return of Migor, these Earth-creatures were awakened and they did rejoice. Every major city around your puny and pathetic planet held celebrations in Migor's honor, and this did bring a smile to Migor's face.
However, many more of you chose to either not forget about Migor at all, or erased him from your concious and subconscious, but did not delve into the ultraconcious. This angers Migor, and shall bring Migor's wrath upon you. In punishment, Migor will refuse to kill you pathetic ones.
But those who honored Migor in the proper way according to Migor's teachings shall themselves be honored by Migor. Migor has chosen a gift for the true followers of Migor: They shall receive ceremonial Kiebasa, prepared in accordance with Migor's specific instructions for preparing ceremonial Kiebasa.
The one chosen to prepare the ceremonial Kiebasa shall be servant of Migor in the upper senior order. He shall pick the Kiebasa from the branches of the Kiebasa tree of Tard 12, wrap the Kiebasa in the ancient parchment, and transport the Kiebasa to he who is to be honored. There the servant shall change into ceremonial robes, and shall poke three holes into the Kiebasa with the Fork of Dalkron. Then the Kiebasa shall be wrapped in a paper towel and placed into a microwave, which shall be set on the lowest power available, and the Kiebasa shall remain in the microwave, being cooked on the lowest of power the microwave can produce, for 24 hours. During the cooking, the servant performing the ceremony shall shout praises to Migor every 94 seconds. Then, when complete, he who is to be honored with Kiebasa shall eat it, and he shall be pleased
----Cerimonal Sausage Preparation (Second Edition), p 34,503
Migor's reward does not end with Kiebasa. Migor shall also reserve more comfortable sit chairs for his faithful so that they may sit more comfortably for the Day of Conclusion.
More to come . . .
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