OrochimaruVoldemort's Journal: Who should go to Mars and Why

Simply put, Mars is a place where unless future travellers learn to live off the land, they will die. But, the main question is who should go to the red planet? I say that there should be one biologist, one geologist, two technical crewmen, and two Christians. The reasoning behind the first four is self explanitory, but the reason I say that Christians should be the first to Mars is because thier religion is one of hope. They would certainly be able to endure cabin fever, and still be optimistic. On Mars, Chiristians could look to God to prevent lonliness. As for what the christians should do, one should be a physciatrist and the other a doctor. Those people are the most logical choice for the first men to Mars.

I opt

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

for Muslims, Buddhists or Zoroastrians. They are just as inspired with hope, and don't have all this silliness about God being sacrificed, or the Easter Bunny.