Journal IntlHarvester's Journal: Adequacy 1
Have you ever been fucking a girl too long, and realized that, no matter how hot she is, she just doesn't turn you on any more? This doesn't happen with every woman - some get bitchy or try to take your money - but with some, their only fault is that, every time you get in bed with them, they're exactly the same. no variety whatsoever. they just plant their knees and face in the covers and expect you to go about your business.
this bitch is adequacy. it's the same goddamn joke, repeated 3 times a day. it's the same girl that was cute the first time you met her, on her knees asking to get fucked for the three hundred millionth time. nothing ever changes - the highbrow trolls, the elaborately researched articles, the pathetic circle jerk of one-up trolls in the comments, and the incessant bludgeoning of anyone who visits and isn't in on the joke.
what this bitch needs is a smack on the ass. not the light playful slap you use to get her into the mood, but a hard, angry slap, one that will get her to pull her god damned face out of the pillow and stare straight into your eyes. at this point, you're going to get one of two looks: angry and into it, or angry and gone.
either way your relationship will have moved forward. until someone smacks adequacy around, i guess i'd rather jerk off than fuck the bitch.
Amen (Score:1)