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Legal Case Against God Dismissed

truthsearch (249536) writes | more than 5 years ago

It's funny.  Laugh. 4

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served. Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants". "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this law

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served. Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants". "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

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Poppycock (1)

Captain Splendid (673276) | more than 5 years ago | (#25403385)

the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served

They just need a better process server. If you can't find the person, you just serve his representatives. [vatican.va]

Re:Poppycock (1)

truthsearch (249536) | more than 5 years ago | (#25403513)

Wouldn't that be 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in D.C.?

Re:Poppycock (1)

Captain Splendid (673276) | more than 5 years ago | (#25404055)

Heh. I think the Pope wouldn't be too amused.

Re:Poppycock (1)

Shadow Wrought (586631) | more than 5 years ago | (#25406503)

Heh. I think the Pope wouldn't be too amused.

Especially if service was accepted from Salt Lake City;-)
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