Journal droid_rage's Journal: If I had a million dollars... 3
"What about you, Peter man? What would you do with a million dollars?"
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Well, yeah..."
After giving much thought, I've decided that I would convince my friend Rob to come with me and become the first live-action porno band. Most pornos seem to come with cheesy 70's disco tracks, except for the ones with the word "Asian" anywhere in the title. It's easy enough to pull off oldskool 70's riffs. I'd play the guitar, Rob would play the bass, and I guess we'd have to find some nerd who plays keyboard, too.
The general premise behind a live-action porno band is simple, yet revolutionary. We are on the set while the humping is going on, and we just play whatever seems right at the time. Kind of like a Fugazi concert, except it would be all disco, and the people humping would be getting paid.
So you just keep up with the body tempo, throw in some chords, when the girl gets fifth-based or the money shot comes up, you throw in a few bendy things on the bass, and you're set!
Yeah, I know even crappy pornos are often done in multiple shots, but don't ruin my fantasy, here. Truth is, I just want to be involved with pornos really. I can't imagine being in a porno; me and my wiener are a little camera shy. Being in a live-action porno band is about the next best thing.
I wonder what my high school guidance counselor would have to say about that?
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Well, yeah..."
After giving much thought, I've decided that I would convince my friend Rob to come with me and become the first live-action porno band. Most pornos seem to come with cheesy 70's disco tracks, except for the ones with the word "Asian" anywhere in the title. It's easy enough to pull off oldskool 70's riffs. I'd play the guitar, Rob would play the bass, and I guess we'd have to find some nerd who plays keyboard, too.
The general premise behind a live-action porno band is simple, yet revolutionary. We are on the set while the humping is going on, and we just play whatever seems right at the time. Kind of like a Fugazi concert, except it would be all disco, and the people humping would be getting paid.
So you just keep up with the body tempo, throw in some chords, when the girl gets fifth-based or the money shot comes up, you throw in a few bendy things on the bass, and you're set!
Yeah, I know even crappy pornos are often done in multiple shots, but don't ruin my fantasy, here. Truth is, I just want to be involved with pornos really. I can't imagine being in a porno; me and my wiener are a little camera shy. Being in a live-action porno band is about the next best thing.
I wonder what my high school guidance counselor would have to say about that?
I think... (Score:2)
I think your guidance counselor would have said something to the effect of: "that is the single greatest idea I have ever heard. Go for it." Of course, that is just my opinion.
Re:I think... (Score:2)
Live Porno Band? (Score:2)
Thats pretty much all they do. Theres a host of
other smaller bands that pretty much do the same thing.
I would say GWAR is pretty far up there on the list too.. I have tripped over people doing some DAMN strange things on the floor at GWAR shows.
Maeryk