slughead's Journal: Slow day in monkey land

I had explosive diareah today. It was extremely painful and my roommate used expletives that I hadn't even heard before every time he got near the bathroom to see if the smell had left.

I think it was a result of the Magnesium Salt I used as an antacid without measuring it first (moderating any medicine consumption is for pussies).

I spent about two hours today doing research for LMN, I'm thinking of getting donations through our university counterparts so I can pay people some pennies to do what they said they're going to do: Help me.

Why the hell am I writing this? well I spent 5 minutes writing this POS and I'm not deleting my work just because noone who's worth a damn is gonna read it.. so fuck you all