Journal Chabo's Journal: It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Note: This is a continuation of a series of stories written by a central Texas police officer named "Darth Tang", which are being archived by Chabo, with no editing. Read more about this project.
This story was originally posted on November 3, 2003.
I was getting ready for bed when Mrs. Darth pointed out that Boo, the newest member of the DarthForce was going ballistic. It wasn't close enough to the house to be a noise problem, but Boo is the baby.
So, I grab a handgun and a portable spotlight and go out. The elder members of the DarthForce are eating grasshoppers, so I know its not anything big. I find Boo, and discover she has treed a possum. Now, the possum is not going to move, and it will take much of the night for Boo to figure that out, so I shoot the possum.
The possum takes a
I go back into the house, get a
I finish the possum off with the
The possum is wedged too tight to knock loose with the rake. The bastard did it on purpose, I am convinced.
I go back to the house, get a saw, come back, saw off the branch at the trunk (2" branch, 20' long, lots of thorny off-shoots). Then haul possum and branch to the lake and pitch 'em over the fence.
I should have just let Boo bark at the damn thing.
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