Profane MuthaFucka's Journal: A Poem

This will explain
where the fuck I've been
in case you were
missing me.

I fell asleep
in an adult theater
in Belgium
with my hand on my cock.
I would plead
that this was just
an aberration but
that would be a lie
because I did it twice.

This was last Tuesday?

[Captain Splendid]

I'm going to keep doing this until someone gets the joke.

Re:

[Profane MuthaFucka]

Actually, it was indeed last Tuesday.

Belgium

[Philip K Dickhead]

That's the biggest obscenity in your entire message.