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Another first for me!

Profane MuthaFucka (574406) writes | more than 4 years ago

PC Games (Games) 3

Tonight marked the very first time that I masturbated at the same time that the United States has some kind of universal health care system!

It's not the best bill, but it's a start that can be improved.

Tonight marked the very first time that I masturbated at the same time that the United States has some kind of universal health care system!

It's not the best bill, but it's a start that can be improved.

3 comments

Took you long enough (n/t) (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 4 years ago | (#31563372)

The truly amazing point about this post isn't that it took so long for health care in the US, but that it took you so long to masturbate AND post about it.

What Universal Health Care? (1)

damn_registrars (1103043) | more than 4 years ago | (#31565358)

There is no new system here. Medicare/Medicaid is slightly expanded to slightly more people. The vast majority of people living here are still trapped in the same shitty system they had before anyone started writing this bill. If you happened to invest in health insurance companies, you would have good reason to masturbate as those companies will be even more ridiculously profitable soon.
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