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Friend Reason: Capt. Splendid

RM6f9 (825298) writes | more than 4 years ago

User Journal 6

Reciprocation: I've been befriended by Captain Splendid!

Reciprocation: I've been befriended by Captain Splendid!

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hint (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32823940)

From the quality of his comments it won't take long to realize his real username ought to be Captain Splooger.

Re:hint (1)

Red4man (1347635) | more than 4 years ago | (#32825892)

Hey! Only I'm allowed to bitchslap that loser. His name is Captain Splenda, as he's the low calorie troll substitute. Now get bent, dumbass.

Re:hint (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32834482)

Mine's way more clever, lightweight. Besides, you're one of his buddies, so it must be the mouthing of his cock that you're trying to pass off as "bitchslapping" him. I don't invite blowhards like him to coat my face, like pathetic groupies of trolls like you.

Re:hint (1)

Red4man (1347635) | more than 4 years ago | (#32839608)

Speaking of mouths on cocks - I'll bring your $5 over later today. Next time, I except you to swallow.

Re:hint (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32844966)

Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that original angle.

By the way, isn't there a warm, gooey bunghole somewhere with the rank of Captain that's missing its usual loving attachment of a Red pair of lips right now? Judging from your "mighty" wit, maybe you ought to just go back to your regular occupation of being his crotch janitor.

Re:hint (1)

Red4man (1347635) | more than 4 years ago | (#32850582)

I'm going to give you a nickname. I dub thee "Slurp".

Judging from your "mighty" wit, maybe you ought to just go back to your regular occupation of being his crotch janitor.

Please. That job is taken by damn_registrars, and union rules prohibit me from interfering. Now back on your knees, Slurp.
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