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[Poll] Underwear - updated

tomhudson (43916) writes | more than 3 years ago

Privacy 18

(updated to add user contributions)

My underwear is:

(updated to add user contributions)

My underwear is:

  1. [_] white
  2. [_] beige
  3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
  4. [_] brown
  5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
  6. [_] black
  7. [_] blue
  8. [_] navy
  9. [_] pink
  10. [_] red
  11. [_] cotton
  12. [_] silk
  13. [_] some tacky synthetic
  14. [_] On the floor next to my socks ...
  15. [_] I don't wear underwear, you insensitive b*tch
  16. [_] Being worn by a dog
  17. [_] tasty
  18. [_] mine, but it used to be yours. I'm the clothesline thief.
  19. [_] skidmarked.
  20. [_] striped (they're not skidmarks, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
  21. [_] I'm too sexy for my underwear!
  22. [_] something I bought in the '90s.
  23. [_] religious - they're holy!
  24. [_] whatever's on sale in a 3-pack.
  25. [_] broadband - because I need a broad band to hold them up
  26. [_] missing elastic - I'm the cable guy and union rules say we gotta show crack!
  27. [_] hanging around my knees - I'm into saggy pants and hiphop
  28. [_] depends on who's asking
  29. [_] depends - and they're full of **** and ****
  30. [_] Jeremiah Cornelius: I'm a Highlander! Anna 'er's noothin unna thes kelt!
  31. [_] zogger: sweatpants - Switched around.
  32. [_] Eternauta3k: I have to check ...
  33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price
  34. [_] Someone who wishes to remain anonymous: Under your wife's/girlfriend's/mom's bed!
  35. [_] drachenstern: I admit to a fetish or two ..

18 comments

You're a very kinky girl (1)

countertrolling (1585477) | more than 3 years ago | (#32863304)

The kind you don't take home to mother...

Re:You're a very kinky girl (1)

tomhudson (43916) | more than 3 years ago | (#32866810)

I think that would depend on who your mother is :-)

Of course, nowadays people don't even think to ask their parents' approval - not that it ever made any real difference in the past.

25] I'm a Mormon, You Insensitive Clod! (1)

Jeremiah Cornelius (137) | more than 3 years ago | (#32863324)

Actually, I wear traditional "Tighty Whitey" cuts, in tastefull colours. Right now it's a corsair blue. Yesterday, maroon. I have matching undershirts, which I often pair with these. They show at the collar, in the place of the now ostentatious necktie.

sweatpants (1)

zogger (617870) | more than 3 years ago | (#32864490)

Switched around..don't even remember, decades now. Noticed how comfy they were in the winter..started using them year round, got used to it. So it is those or no undies, that's it. I only have one traditional "underwear" type garment, a joke "Ho, Ho,ho" christmas santa clause pair MY Gf got me as a hoot. Ya, I wore them..once!

although I did want to post:

30 (x)..I steal cowboyneal's undies and make parasails from them to sell to eXtreme sports nuts in the gen X and Y demographic, thou insensitive claude!

Missing option (1)

tqft (619476) | more than 3 years ago | (#32864788)

.. for sale.

In any condition requested for a price

Re:Missing option (1)

tomhudson (43916) | more than 3 years ago | (#32866950)

Thanks - it's definitely a missing option - I've fixed it as # 33.

I used to know someone who made money doing that. People would actually pay for used women's underwear. Go figure.

Boring answer (1)

jawtheshark (198669) | more than 3 years ago | (#32865332)

      1. [X] white
      2. [_] beige
      3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
      4. [_] brown
      5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
      6. [X] black
      7. [_] blue
      8. [_] navy
      9. [_] pink
    10. [_] red
    11. [X] cotton
    12. [_] silk
    13. [_] some tacky synthetic
    14. [_] On the floor next to my socks ...
    15. [_] I don't wear underwear, you insensitive b*tch
    16. [_] Being worn by a dog
    17. [_] tasty
    18. [_] mine, but it used to be yours. I'm the clothesline thief.
    19. [_] skidmarked.
    20. [_] striped (they're not skidmarks, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
    21. [_] I'm too sexy for my underwear!
    22. [_] something I bought in the '90s.
    23. [_] religious - they're holy!
    24. [X] whatever's on sale in a 3-pack.
    25. [_] broadband - because I need a broad band to hold them up
    26. [_] missing elastic - I'm the cable guy and union rules say we gotta show crack!
    27. [_] hanging around my knees - I'm into saggy pants and hiphop
    28. [_] depends on who's asking
    29. [_] depends - they're full of **** and ****

moo (1)

slothman32 (629113) | more than 3 years ago | (#32870930)

1. [x] white
      2. [_] beige
      3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
      4. [_] brown
      5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
      6. [_] black
      7. [_] blue
      8. [_] navy
      9. [_] pink
    10. [_] red
    11. [x] cotton
    12. [_] silk
    13. [_] some tacky synthetic
    14. [x] On the floor next to my socks ...
    15. [_] I don't wear underwear, you insensitive b*tch
    16. [_] Being worn by a dog
    17. [_] tasty
    18. [_] mine, but it used to be yours. I'm the clothesline thief.
    19. [_] skidmarked.
    20. [_] striped (they're not skidmarks, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
    21. [_] I'm too sexy for my underwear!
    22. [_] something I bought in the '90s.
    23. [x] religious - they're holy!
    24. [x] whatever's on sale in a 3-pack.
    25. [_] broadband - because I need a broad band to hold them up
    26. [_] missing elastic - I'm the cable guy and union rules say we gotta show crack!
    27. [_] hanging around my knees - I'm into saggy pants and hiphop
    28. [x] depends on who's asking
    29. [x] depends - and they're full of **** and ****
    30. [_] Jeremiah Cornelius: I'm a Highlander! Anna 'er's noothin unna thes kelt!
    31. [_] zogger: sweatpants - Switched around.
    32. [_] Eternauta3k: I have to check ...
    33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price

What about boxers, boxer-briefs, pudge:red/white/blue, dirty, stolen...profit, female:panties, thongs, and Oxford Commas?

Another missing option set: (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#32873816)

Under your wife's/girlfriend's/mom's bed!

Sure why the hell not... (1)

drachenstern (160456) | more than 3 years ago | (#32875336)

Barbie, I added two things you left off ;)

And normally I wear boxer briefs in various colors. The remainder of the time is left to your imagination, and I won't be explicit. We're all freaks. Get over it.

-=-

My underwear is:

      1. [_] white
      2. [_] beige
      3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
      4. [_] brown
      5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
      6. [X] black
      7. [X] blue
      8. [X] navy
      9. [_] pink
    10. [_] red
    11. [X] cotton
    12. [_] silk
    13. [_] some tacky synthetic
    14. [X] On the floor next to my socks ...
    15. [_] I don't wear underwear, you insensitive b*tch
    16. [_] Being worn by a dog
    17. [_] tasty
    18. [_] mine, but it used to be yours. I'm the clothesline thief.
    19. [_] skidmarked.
    20. [_] striped (they're not skidmarks, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
    21. [_] I'm too sexy for my underwear!
    22. [_] something I bought in the '90s.
    23. [_] religious - they're holy!
    24. [_] whatever's on sale in a 3-pack.
    25. [_] broadband - because I need a broad band to hold them up
    26. [_] missing elastic - I'm the cable guy and union rules say we gotta show crack!
    27. [_] hanging around my knees - I'm into saggy pants and hiphop
    28. [_] depends on who's asking
    29. [_] depends - and they're full of **** and ****
    30. [_] Jeremiah Cornelius: I'm a Highlander! Anna 'er's noothin unna thes kelt!
    31. [_] zogger: sweatpants - Switched around.
    32. [_] Eternauta3k: I have to check ...
    33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price
    34. [_] Seriously? you left this off the list?
    35. [X] drachenstern: I admit to a fetish or two...

Re:Sure why the hell not... (1)

tomhudson (43916) | more than 3 years ago | (#32879600)

33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price
34. [_] Seriously? you left this off the list?

I know - it's probably the best one on the list. That's why open-source polls are so good (ewww - I just got a mental image of the double-entendre)

Re:Sure why the hell not... (1)

drachenstern (160456) | more than 3 years ago | (#32881476)

GAH! You must've misunderstood what I meant by Rule34? Hmmm :\

Either that or you really got it and that's what the double entendre was all about ...

Otherwise, please don't make me link to http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Rule+34 [lmgtfy.com] ... :p

Anyways, the poll is cute, so I'll overlook it ;)

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