Journal SEWilco's Journal: Zombie satellite threatens Alaska 1
The zombie communications satellite may next interfere with Alaskan communications, as its wanderings could cut off Internet or long-distance telephone service for tens of thousands of Alaskans.
Does this mean (Score:2)
that Senator Ted Stevens will come back as a zombie?
"It's not a big truck, it's a series of ... BRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"
Too soon?