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Because Ignorance is Strength

Jeremiah Cornelius (137) writes | more than 2 years ago

The Matrix 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

"Watch me now, I got it!"

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

"Watch me now, I got it!"

(Watch French, German, Spanish or Portuguese translations of this video.)

TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldnt handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced âoemissingâ from the Pentagons coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.

Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBIs lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.

The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheneywell, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didnt bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of little practical significance. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims family members questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were âoea failure of imaginationâ because âoeI dont think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings â except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.

The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but thats OK because it probably wasnt important.

The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but thats OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.

NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7s collapse, but thats OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would jeopardize public safety.

The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but thats OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.

This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasnt recorded on video, in which he didnt resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that teams members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.

If you have any questions about this storyyou are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.

2 comments

sinister forces (1)

PopeRatzo (965947) | more than 2 years ago | (#38389024)

In the first few years after 9/11, I rejected the conspiracy theories out of hand. My imagination, while formidable, just couldn't stretch that far and go to regions so dark.

That has changed. It may well be because I'm a bit of a cracked egg. I sincerely hope that's the case, because if any part of these suggestions are true, we are so thoroughly fucked that the only reasonable reaction would be to pack the family and move to some remote place.

I guess it's worth noting that a few years ago my wife and I bought property in exactly such a place. We told ourselves that it would be a great place to retire and that it would be nice to play out our string in a small seaside town on the other side of the world and that even if we didn't go there it was a reasonably good investment. Now I wonder how much these kind of things played into our decision. All I know is I'm running out of patience with the US and maybe with the "developed" "Western" world entirely. It's like the parents of a destructive long-time addict who at some point decide they just can't stand to watch their son kill himself any more and he clearly doesn't have any intention of helping himself or getting help and they finally just walk away.

Dude, you are crazy! (1)

poena.dare (306891) | more than 2 years ago | (#38402558)

...but that doesn't make you wrong.

Ever seen this? It was spammed to quite a few people around August 21, 2001. Sorry, I didn't think to save the headers - but I did look at them and the message seemed to originate from Bahrain.

http://pastebin.com/GaYuHHRi [pastebin.com]

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