Lord_Slepnir's Journal: Parody song

I got bored so I wrote this song. Hope you all enjoy it

Now come on all of you big strong men
Uncle George needs your help again
Got himself in a terrible Jam
Trying to hunt down the Taliban
So put down your books and pick up a gun
This is going to be a whole lotta fun

cause it's 1, 2, 3, What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a crap
We're headed for Iraq

And it's 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates
now don't you say "I wonder why"
or you're going down as a spy

Come on Exxon, better move fast
You're big chance is here at last
time to go out and claim those fields
Once the army says they're all clear
Cause you all know that all that oil
Rightly belongs on US soil

I'll add more verses as I think of them

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